![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Capochin Bastone
GENDER: Male 🏳️⚧️
SEXUALITY: Inspekta
HEIGHT: 4'8"
AGE: 55
DOB: 8/21 (♌︎/♍︎ cusp)
OCCUPATION: Bizzyboy
SPECIES: Bizzyboy
SEXUALITY: Inspekta
HEIGHT: 4'8"
AGE: 55
DOB: 8/21 (♌︎/♍︎ cusp)
OCCUPATION: Bizzyboy
SPECIES: Bizzyboy
OVERVIEW:
Second-in-command leader of the Bizzyboys, an organization of helpers and mystery-solvers. Devout devotee of Inspekta, God of Leadership. Grillmaster extraordinaire. Jazz afficionado. Chain smoker. Some kind of weird monkey fella. Capochin Bastone is a man of many who wears many hats (primarily a beret). Coming across as a fast-talking mafioso type, don't let Capochin's cartoonish New York accent or bombastic demeanor throw you off--- this badboy can hold so many problems.
TRAITS:
[+] Outgoing | Funny | Loyal | Dedicated | Determined | Clever | Never Says Die
[-] Obsessive | Jealous | Lonely | Moody | Demanding | Petty | Occasionally Ruthless
DETAILS:
*The following information contains a fair few spoilers for Great God Grove. Please read with care!*
Born in the Midloft Borough of the city-state of Drain, Capochin's upbringing was anything but easy. As the name implies, Drain is, in fact a large drain where all the wastewater of the world is funneled and filtered, leaving the city sunless, wet, filthy, and accumulating detritus from all over the world in a pile that continually displaces residents. It is only through a partnership with the hardworking and brilliant Hector Monaque that Capochin was able to earn his way out of Drain by becoming the first Bizzyboy, an organization of problem-solvers and private detectives dedicated to serving and protecting the people.
After the Bizzyboys landed in God Grove to expand their operations, the approaching Rift between the heavens and earth meant that the election of a new god was on the horizon, and Capochin dedicated himself wholly to getting Hector elected to godhood. Hector's reputation as a leader, protector, organizer, and fountain of charisma preceded him, and his campaign was a wild success. Capochin was promoted to Head Bizzyboy in the wake of Hector's ascension, and Hector became Inspekta, the God of Leadership!
Since then, Capochin has led the Bizzyboys with mixed success. His devoted service to Inspekta seems to come before actually helping people or getting anything accomplished, and his leadership methods are... unique, sometimes so permissive as to be lackadaisical while at other times doing things like requiring Bizzyboys to earn the letters to their names one at a time and assigning them nonsense tasks. And as the impending apocalypse in God Grove begins to escalate, it's hard to say how far Capochin's desire to fit in and be loved will drive him.
Second-in-command leader of the Bizzyboys, an organization of helpers and mystery-solvers. Devout devotee of Inspekta, God of Leadership. Grillmaster extraordinaire. Jazz afficionado. Chain smoker. Some kind of weird monkey fella. Capochin Bastone is a man of many who wears many hats (primarily a beret). Coming across as a fast-talking mafioso type, don't let Capochin's cartoonish New York accent or bombastic demeanor throw you off--- this badboy can hold so many problems.
TRAITS:
[+] Outgoing | Funny | Loyal | Dedicated | Determined | Clever | Never Says Die
[-] Obsessive | Jealous | Lonely | Moody | Demanding | Petty | Occasionally Ruthless
DETAILS:
*The following information contains a fair few spoilers for Great God Grove. Please read with care!*
Born in the Midloft Borough of the city-state of Drain, Capochin's upbringing was anything but easy. As the name implies, Drain is, in fact a large drain where all the wastewater of the world is funneled and filtered, leaving the city sunless, wet, filthy, and accumulating detritus from all over the world in a pile that continually displaces residents. It is only through a partnership with the hardworking and brilliant Hector Monaque that Capochin was able to earn his way out of Drain by becoming the first Bizzyboy, an organization of problem-solvers and private detectives dedicated to serving and protecting the people.
After the Bizzyboys landed in God Grove to expand their operations, the approaching Rift between the heavens and earth meant that the election of a new god was on the horizon, and Capochin dedicated himself wholly to getting Hector elected to godhood. Hector's reputation as a leader, protector, organizer, and fountain of charisma preceded him, and his campaign was a wild success. Capochin was promoted to Head Bizzyboy in the wake of Hector's ascension, and Hector became Inspekta, the God of Leadership!
Since then, Capochin has led the Bizzyboys with mixed success. His devoted service to Inspekta seems to come before actually helping people or getting anything accomplished, and his leadership methods are... unique, sometimes so permissive as to be lackadaisical while at other times doing things like requiring Bizzyboys to earn the letters to their names one at a time and assigning them nonsense tasks. And as the impending apocalypse in God Grove begins to escalate, it's hard to say how far Capochin's desire to fit in and be loved will drive him.
PLAYER
NAME: Rose
CONTACT: WeirdAlchemy on Discord
ACTIVE TIMES/PACE: Evening EST, varies but usually pretty quick
BRACKETS/PROSE: Prose pls! I'll do brackets if you really want to tho.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: Ageplay and related terms
CONTACT: WeirdAlchemy on Discord
ACTIVE TIMES/PACE: Evening EST, varies but usually pretty quick
BRACKETS/PROSE: Prose pls! I'll do brackets if you really want to tho.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: Ageplay and related terms
IN CHARACTER
PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Oh gods please hug this man.
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Please fight him, it will be so funny.
RELATIONSHIPS: If he's present, this will probably default to Hector. Otherwise he's absolutely open to relationships!
PSYCHIC & PSIONIC INFORMATION: None! No powers, and no defenses.
MAGICAL INFORMATION: A bit of cartoon physics and one weird upsetting body horror trick. Details upon request but it probably won't come up.
MEDICAL INFORMATION: Heart trouble and the bog standard problems associated with getting old.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: He doesn't really have any, but those playing with him should be aware of a minor self-harm-ish habit that he has (chewing his tail when anxious), weird religious trauma stuff, and that body horror trick.
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Please fight him, it will be so funny.
RELATIONSHIPS: If he's present, this will probably default to Hector. Otherwise he's absolutely open to relationships!
PSYCHIC & PSIONIC INFORMATION: None! No powers, and no defenses.
MAGICAL INFORMATION: A bit of cartoon physics and one weird upsetting body horror trick. Details upon request but it probably won't come up.
MEDICAL INFORMATION: Heart trouble and the bog standard problems associated with getting old.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: He doesn't really have any, but those playing with him should be aware of a minor self-harm-ish habit that he has (chewing his tail when anxious), weird religious trauma stuff, and that body horror trick.
OUT OF CHARACTER
BACKTAGGING: I can't do it forever, but absolutely for a month or two!
THREADHOPPING: Not-heres are always welcome, otherwise just ask!
FOURTHWALLING: It likely wouldn't make sense to fourthwall him but feel free to ask anyway.
NOT INTERESTED IN: Narratives surrounding convincing him that Inspekta is abusive. That's complicated.
THREADHOPPING: Not-heres are always welcome, otherwise just ask!
FOURTHWALLING: It likely wouldn't make sense to fourthwall him but feel free to ask anyway.
NOT INTERESTED IN: Narratives surrounding convincing him that Inspekta is abusive. That's complicated.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
VISUAL: Little blue anthropomorphic monkey with fabulous hair. Portly.
AURAL: Has a Looney Tunes Bronx/Brooklyn accent like a cartoon mobster. Voice is gruff but still kind of high pitched, nasally.
OLFACTORY: Smells like cigarettes and barbecue.
DEMEANOUR: Brash and standoffish, self-absorbed in the way that people who hate themselves are.
AURAL: Has a Looney Tunes Bronx/Brooklyn accent like a cartoon mobster. Voice is gruff but still kind of high pitched, nasally.
OLFACTORY: Smells like cigarettes and barbecue.
DEMEANOUR: Brash and standoffish, self-absorbed in the way that people who hate themselves are.
☆ code by kimmiserate ☆
